Poll: Where Would a Sumo Get Drafted as a Goalie?

I already wrote about what would happen if a sumo wrestler was a goalie. Here’s another poll on the question.

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Would Sumo Wrestlers Be Good Hockey Goalies?

Would sumo wrestlers be good hockey goalies? Maybe. A hockey goal is four feet high and six feet wide. Sumo wrestlers are obviously taller than four feet, and some might even be as wide as the six-foot-wide goal, and the padding would make them even bigger. But the one problem would be the uniform. You probably wouldn’t even be able to make a uniform big enough, and they’d have to wear their diapers on the ice. But they wouldn’t have to move at all to block the puck, and if the sumo wrestler’s team just scored one goal in a game they’d win.